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Blades of Glory

January 1st, 2007 Posted in Sport, Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Ferrell Will - Chazz Michael Michaels, Heder Jon - Jimmy MacElroy, Arnett Will - Stranz Van Waldenberg, Poehler Amy - Fairchild Van Waldenberg, Fischer Jenna - Katie Van Waldenberg, Fichtner William - Darren MacElroy, Nelson Craig T. - Coach, Malco Romany - Jesse, Swardson Nick - Hector, Hamilton Scott - Sports Anchor, Richter Andy - Mountie #1, Lindsay Greg - Mountie #2, Corddry Rob - Bryce, Jameson Nick - PA Announcer, Virtue Tom - Floor Manager,

Directors:	Josh Gordon

IMDB Rating:	6.70 out of 10 (12038 votes)
Taglines:	1: Kick Some Ice

Plot Summary:	When rivalry between the world’s best men’s figure skaters - sex addicted, improvisational Chazz Michael Michaels and germophobic, precise Jimmy MacElroy - breaks into a fight on the awards platform, they’re banned from the event for life. Three years later, desire for a gold medal and a careful reading of the rules lead them to compete as skating’s first male-male pair. Can they overcome mutual dislike, limited time to prepare, their coach’s secret past, and the dirty tricks of their main opponents, the Van Waldenberg siblings? The key to victory or defeat may lie in the attraction of the virginal Jimmy toward Katie, the Van Waldenbergs’ little sister.

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50 First Dates

January 1st, 2004 Posted in Romance, Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Sandler Adam - Henry Roth, Barrymore Drew - Lucy Whitmore, Schneider Rob - Ula, Astin Sean - Doug Whitmore, Strus Lusia - Alexa, Aykroyd Dan - Dr. Keats, Hill Amy - Sue, Covert Allen - Ten Second Tom, Clark Blake - Marlin Whitmore, Rudolph Maya - Stacy, Brown Pomaika’i - Nick, Nakashima Joe - Old Hawaiian Man, Dante Peter - Security Guard, Magwili Dom - Security Guard, Loughran Jonathan - Jennifer,

Directors:	Peter Segal

IMDB Rating:	6.80 out of 10 (28572 votes)
Taglines:	1: Imagine having to win over the girl of your dreams… every friggin’ day. 2: The ultimate bachelor will face the ultimate challenge.

Plot Summary:	Henry Roth (Sandler) is a veterinarian living in Hawaii who enjoys the company of vacationing women. He leaves the playboy life behind after he falls for Lucy (Barrymore), who suffers from short-term memory loss. Since she can never remember meeting him, Henry has to romance Lucy every single day and hope that she falls for him.

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Grind

January 1st, 2003 Posted in Sport, Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Vogel Mike - Eric Rivers, Vieluf Vince - Matt Jensen, Kern Joey - Sweet Lou, Brody Adam - Dustin Knight, Morrison Jennifer - Jamie, London Jason - Jimmy Wilson, Altice Summer - Winona, Margera Bam - Bam, Murphy Erin - Hot Mama, La Scala Baron - In Utero, Root Stephen - Cameron, McDonald Christopher - Mr. Rivers, Posehn Brian - Orville the Scraggly Guy, AcuÃ±a Jason - Little Timmy, Calarco Donte - Buxom Girl #1,

Directors:	Casey La Scala

IMDB Rating:	5.00 out of 10 (2799 votes)
Taglines:	1: Go Big Or Go Home 2: Live Fast…Play Hard…Die Laughing… 3: This Summer the underdogs have their day.

Plot Summary:	While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers and his best friends, Dustin, a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world—and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson’s skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he’ll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy’s road manager and they can’t get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game—if you’re good, you’ll get noticed. Following their dream— and Jimmy’s national tour—Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team Super Duper launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn’t exactly welcome nobody skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren Danger McGhehey and Jason Wee Man AcuÃ±a, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give ‘em a piece of the action.

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Boat Trip

January 1st, 2002 Posted in Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Gooding Jr. Cuba - Jerry Robinson, Sanz Horatio - Nick Ragoni, Sanchez Roselyn - Gabriella, Fox Vivica A. - Felicia, Godin Maurice - Hector, Moore Roger - Lloyd Faversham, Shaye Lin - Sonya, Silvstedt Victoria - Inga, Campbell Ken Hudson - Tom, Gesner Zen - Ron, Bumiller William - Steven, York Noah - Perry, Roundtree Richard - Felicia’s Dad, Gunton Bob - Captain, Gareis Jennifer - Sheri,

Directors:	Mort Nathan

IMDB Rating:	4.50 out of 10 (6135 votes)
Taglines:	1: … once you’re on, you’ll want to get off… 2: Rude, crude and partially nude. 3: Singles Cruise. Double Trouble. 4: The first thing Nick and Jerry want to do when they get on this boat is get off.

Plot Summary:	Jerry and Nick are two best buddies whose love lives have hit rock bottom, Jerry’s especially, having just vomited all over his fiancÃ© on a hot air balloon trip prior to proposing to her. To escape their troubles and find women, they book a trip on board a cruise-liner, unaware the travel agent has just played a horrid trick on them in retaliation for Nick offending his secret gay lover. And that’s the trick; it’s a gay cruise-liner for gay men to meet and mingle. Slowly but surely, the two main characters begin to realize this and in turn get into a lot of humorous predicaments.

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Adventures of Pluto Nash, The

January 1st, 2002 Posted in Sci-Fi, Comedy, Action | No Comments »

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Actors:	Murphy Eddie - Pluto Nash, Quaid Randy - Bruno, Dawson Rosario - Dina Lake, Pantoliano Joe - Mogan, Mohr Jay - Tony Francis, GuzmÃ¡n Luis - Felix Laranga, Rebhorn James - Belcher, Boyle Peter - Rowland, Young Burt - Gino, NÃºÃ±ez Jr. Miguel A. - Miguel, Grier Pam - Flura Nash, Cleese John - James, Varnado Victor - Kelp, Douglas Illeana - Dr. Mona Zimmer, RenÃ© Jacynthe - Babette,

Directors:	Ron Underwood

IMDB Rating:	3.70 out of 10 (4438 votes)
Taglines:	1: Action’s future has arrived… 2: The Man On The Moon

Plot Summary:	After his successful night club is blown to flaming bits, Pluto and his band travel across the moon looking for clues as to who is behind the arson. Along with Bruno and Dina, Pluto visits a seedy motel, his secret hide out and the casino of the most powerful man on the moon searching for the evil doer, only to find out that the destruction of his club may have been his own fault

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Osmosis Jones

January 1st, 2001 Posted in Romance, Animation, Drama, Crime, Thriller, Comedy, Action | No Comments »

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Actors:	Shannon Molly - , Murray Bill - , Stein Ben - , Silver Joel - , Rock Chris - Osmosis Jones, Fishburne Laurence - Thrax, Hyde Pierce David - Drix, Norwood Brandy - Leah, Shatner William - Mayor Phlegmming, Howard Ron - Tom Colonic, Kid Rock - Kidney Rock, Olson Kenny - Kidney Rock, Krause Jason - Kidney Rock, C. Joe - Kidney Rock, Eulinberg Stefanie - Kidney Rock, Bones Jimmie - Kidney Rock, Uncle Kracker - Kidney Rock, Adams Jonathan - Additional Character Voice, Alazraqui Carlos - Additional Character Voice,

Directors:	Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly

IMDB Rating:	6.10 out of 10 (5512 votes)
Taglines:	1: Every Body Needs A Hero. 2: He’s one cell of a guy, and his partner’s a real pill 3: He’s one cell of a guy. 4: She’s got a jones for Osmosis. Leah. One hot hormone.

Plot Summary:	Frank Detomello catches a cold. The inside of his body is known as the “City of Frank” to its inhabitants, two of which - white blood cell cop Osmosis Jones, and cold tablet Drixorial - team up to fight the invading viruses intent on taking over the City.

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Scary Movie 2

January 1st, 2001 Posted in Horror, Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Faris Anna - Cindy Campbell, Wayans Marlon - Shorty Meeks, Wayans Shawn - Ray Wilkins, DeBello James - Tommy, Cross David - Dwight Hartman, Hall Regina - Brenda Meeks, Masterson Christopher - Buddy, Curry Tim - Professor Oldman, Robertson Kathleen - Theo, Elliott Chris - Hanson, Woods James - Father McFeely, Richter Andy - Father Harris, Spelling Tori - Alex Monday, Lyonne Natasha - Megan Voorhees, Cartwright Veronica - Megan’s Mother,

Directors:	Keenen Ivory Wayans

IMDB Rating:	4.30 out of 10 (21195 votes)
Taglines:	1: More Laughs! More Screams! Less Clothes! 2: More Merciless. More Shameless. 3: More Sex! More Screams! Less Taste! 4: No More Mercy. No More Shame. No More Sequels - Honest! - We Lied. 5: Taking the Piss Out of Sequels! 6: The Movie That Dares You To Come

Plot Summary:	Megan Voorhees (Natasha Lyonne), is possessed and two priests, Father McFeely (James Woods) and Father Harris (Andy Richter), must drive the demon out, but the exorcism doesn’t go as planned. A year later, survivors Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), Ray Wilkins (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans) and Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), are at college, trying to forget the incidents that occurred last Halloween. Cindy is falling for Buddy (Christopher Kennedy Masterson), who loves to give wedgies, and Ray is still confused about his sexuality. Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) and his paralyzed assistant, Dwight (David Cross), have decided to do a research study at Hell House, the house where the bad exorcism took place, and disguise it as a sleep disorder study. Chaos starts as soon as Cindy arrives and meets the creepy caretaker (Chris Elliot) with the funny hand. But the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve, even if they are scary or disgusting.

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Shrek

January 1st, 2001 Posted in Fantasy, Animation, Family, Romance, Comedy, Adventure | No Comments »

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Actors:	Myers Mike - Shrek/Blind Mouse, Murphy Eddie - Donkey, Diaz Cameron - Princess Fiona, Lithgow John - Lord Farquaad, Cassel Vincent - Monsieur Hood, Dennis Peter - Ogre Hunter, Pearse Clive - Ogre Hunter, Cummings Jim - Captain of Guards, Block Bobby - Baby Bear, Miller Chris - Geppetto/Magic Mirror, Cameron Cody - Pinocchio/Three Pigs, Freeman Kathleen - Old Woman, Galasso Michael - Peter Pan, Knights Christopher - Blind Mouse/Thelonious, Smith Simon J. - Blind Mouse,

Directors:	Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

IMDB Rating:	8.00 out of 10 (101774 votes)
Taglines:	1: It’s COOL 2: Its Big! 3: The greatest fairy tale never told. 4: The Prince isn’t charming. The Princess isn’t sleeping. The sidekick isn’t helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again.

Plot Summary:	Shrek is a big ogre who lives alone in the woods, feared from all the people in the land of Duloc. When Lord Farquaad, the ruler of Duloc, exiles all the fairy-tale beings in the woods, Shrek looses his peaceful life and his home becomes a refugees camp. So, he sets to find Lord Farquaad and convince him to take the fairy-tale beings back where they belong, and leave him alone. Lord Farquaad accepts, under one condition. Shrek must first go and find the beautiful young princess Fiona, who will become Farquaad’s bride. So, the big Ogre begins his quest, along with his newfound donkey friend…

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

January 1st, 2001 Posted in Comedy, Adventure | No Comments »

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Actors:	Mewes Jason - Jay, Affleck Ben - Holden McNeil/Himself, Anderson Jeff - Randal Graves, O’Halloran Brian - Dante Hicks, Elizabeth Shannon - Justice, Dushku Eliza - Sissy, Larter Ali - Chrissy, Schwalbach Smith Jennifer - Missy, Ferrell Will - Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Lee Jason - Brodie Bruce/Banky Edwards, Nelson Judd - Sheriff, Carlin George - Hitchhiker, Fisher Carrie - Nun, Scott Seann William - Brent,

Directors:	Kevin Smith

IMDB Rating:	6.80 out of 10 (37138 votes)
Taglines:	1: Hollywood had it coming 2: Scooping the Money! 3: Scooping the Monkey 4: Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven’t been paid. So they’re on their way to Hollywood to get even. 5: Strike Back… August 24th 2001

Plot Summary:	Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names.

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Evolution

January 1st, 2001 Posted in Sci-Fi, Comedy | No Comments »

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Actors:	Duchovny David - Dr. Ira Kane, Moore Julianne - Dr. Allison Reed, CDC, Jones Orlando - Prof. Harry Phineas Block, Scott Seann William - Wayne Grey, Levine Ted - General Russell Woodman, Suplee Ethan - Deke, Bower Michael - Danny, Kilbane Pat - Officer Sam Johnson, Burrell Ty - Colonel Flemming, Aykroyd Dan - Governor Lewis, Towne Katharine - Nadine, Itzin Gregory - Barry Cartwright, Clark Ashley - Lieutenant Cryer, Wolff Michelle - Carla, Silverman Sarah - Denise,

Directors:	Ivan Reitman

IMDB Rating:	5.70 out of 10 (21556 votes)
Taglines:	1: Coming to wipe that silly smile off your planet. 2: Have a nice end of the world.

Plot Summary:	Glen Canyon, Arizona, the present day. Wayne, practising at night in the desert for his upcoming fireman’s exam, witnesses the impact of a meteorite. The next day, biology teacher Dr. Ira Kane and geology teacher Harry Block from Glen Canyon Community College manage to get to the meteorite, which is stuck in the ground at the bottom of a cave. By taking a sample, they discover a slimy blue fluid coming out of the meteorite. A little later, Ira Kane finds out that myriads of single-celled life-forms dwell in the fluid, evolve at an incredible rate, even while he’s watching. What first seems like a sure ticket to Sweden for the Nobel Prize soon develops into a nightmare: By evolving and adapting at that unbelievably fast rate, the Aliens start spreading out, and the Military comes in. Now it all comes down to what Darwin so rightfully stated: Survival of the fittest. And no good idea in sight…

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