Epic Movie
January 1st, 2007 Posted in Comedy, Adventure | No Comments » |
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| Actors: | Penn Kal - Edward, Campbell Adam - Peter, Coolidge Jennifer - White Bitch, Mays Jayma - Lucy, Chambers Faune A. - Susan, Glover Crispin - Willy, Cox Tony - Bink, Jiménez Héctor - Mr. Tumnus, Hammond Darrell - Captain Jack Swallows, Electra Carmen - Mystique, Willard Fred - Aslo, Carradine David - Museum Curator, Lehre David - Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike, McDonald Kevin - Harry Potter, Alvarez George - Ron, |
| Directors: | Jason Friedberg |
| IMDB Rating: | 2.10 out of 10 (11517 votes) |
| Taglines: | 1: We Know It’s Big. We Measured. |
| Plot Summary: | The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia. |
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